Say hello to Kenny George. He is a 7-foot, 9-inch center on the UNC-Asheville basketball team. He recently started playing basketball again after a three year hiatus, and he wears size 26 shoes which were used as fishing boats while he took time off from playing hoops. He dunks without leaving the floor, blocks shots with his armpit, and grabs fighter jets out of the air with his bare hands.
I think if Gheorghe Muresan and Laurence Fishburne were to procreate, they would spawn Kenny George. He might even be part Wookiee.
One person who is NOT scared of George .... Psycho T, Tyler Hansbrough ....
A bald, middle-aged man gets a job as a sports talk radio host in a pretty big market, and begins a blog to write about all of the tomfoolery and ballyhoo. Hilarity ensues.